WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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