Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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