good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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