that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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