i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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