You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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