All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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