I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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