my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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