Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Randomize
