brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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