This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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