Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you will always have a special place in my vag
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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