This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Barsexuality is the new black.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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