Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I could have mohawked her pubes.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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