I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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