You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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