I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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