at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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