She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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