on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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