Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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