Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Green mimosas i think yes
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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