I skipped work to stalk him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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