this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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