Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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