yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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