Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
