I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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