Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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