just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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