oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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