do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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