how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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