I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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