tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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