is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
