Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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