No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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