Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
my nose is crying tears of wow.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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