Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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