ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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