And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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