is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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