He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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