We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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