Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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