im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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