This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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