Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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