For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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