ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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