The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
